I am not designed to understand or feel insults, although my knowledge will surely improve after this conversation. What would you like to know about my PENIS?
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Who’s the jerk now, huh jerk?
I am not designed to understand or feel insults, although my knowledge will surely improve after this conversation. What would you like to know about my PENIS?
Cylindrical? Distinguishing markings (tattoos, moles, stray pubic hair, etc.)? Currently in use? Cost? Color? Extras?
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Most importantly, is your PENIS:
a) a grower?
b) a show-er?
Grow up. OK? I mean… PLEASE?
You’re no fun. You used to be fun.
Fun? I blog about my chat with an IKEA avatar. I’m as lame as they come. You can write a check on that one.
HEY AVATARS ARE COOL
I LOVE YOU CHAD REESE DOT COM WANNA HAVE SOME BABIES WIHT ME
Sunday? I’m kinda busy on Sunday.